Outsourcing outcries were once all the rage.
Then insourcing (aka immigration) became the new black.
In both instances, seems to me Los Indios were again and again and again to take it on the chin, blamed and lambasted for the colonization, enslavement and/or hiring practices of most likely my proud peeps, The Anglo Saxons.
Where do I stand on ‘immigration’? Fairly obvious this one: I’m an atheist, holding the fence up for all of my amigos to corne on through. (Recordar: Borders went estomago up, what in 2011?)
Escuche: Prez O stumping on about ‘everyone is an immigrant’ kills me almost as effectively as western expansion/Manifest Destiny eradicated, a-hem: NATIVE AMERICANS (duh?) who might actually argue otherwise, El Presidente. And yeah, they vote.
Mira, here’s the only fair and just way we will ever eradicate immigrants: eradicate immigration. To be fair to both democracy here and the parliamentary process everywhere else the Brits stong-armed the red, black, brown and beige masses into Heinz products and Harry Potter let’s put it to a simple si or no vote.
This policy of whoever got there first but not really has obviously failed. Also in the interest of fairness, let only the Indians up and down the Americas and from across the pond in India vote (y si, I include Los Mestisos in the final tally).
Yes = great everyone stays
No = All non-natives to return to their country of origin immediately or face incarceration (This means you El Presidente O.)
Tambien ASAP. Tambien on Thanksgiving day. Tambien via text. Tambien eating estas:
El Dulce Papa Hurrache Sobre El Naan Pan
1. The yams: soft and mashed
2. The mixed in masala y/o mole to taste:
Canned chipotle sauce – Cinnamon – Nutmeg – Cocoa -Coffee – Salt- Pepper- Brown sugar- Butter – Lech
3. Garlic naan upon which it’s spread
4.Heat till burbling in 350 degree oven
5. Top con onion y zucchini slices seared in dry, red hot skillet
6. Queso blanco crumbles
‘This is the best thing you’ve ever cooked!’ – Mi Esposa
‘Share please.‘ – Me
FYI: Should Black Friday’s Eradicate Immigration Vote 2014 returns return me to my country of origin I’ll be facing hard time. Mira, I was adopted.
My vote for chain gang karaoke?